Thursday, September 22, 2005

FPIS Technology


Today's Feature:
The latest in bicycle technology!
FPIS (Foam Pad Ignition System)
Jump-start whatever adventures your young mind can imagine!

Are your legs tired of providing that initial take-off energy?

Install FPIS today... and watch as Newton's laws of motion take over!
(Whether you are ready or not...)

Setting the standard in imaginative ignition system design... this latest addition to his impressive portfolio comes, not at all suprisingly, from Nephew Philip's Garage.